Vagibetes
Nic didn't want to go out for drinks with his brothers because he was suffering from a bad case of vagibetes.
Vagibetes by teamfunsome June 9, 2018
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Vagiberish
When a person of the female gender starts talking about things she has no idea about. Also when she is constantly nagging in a high pitched whiny voice and won't stop, even though her point has been noted. Also the act of constant rambling when no point is in sight, generally over emotional topics.
I was listening to my girlfriend talk about her feelings, and at first she made sense, but then it all became vagiberish.
I got into an argument with my girlfriend last night, I thought we could work it out as two grown adults, but she overwhelmed me with absolute vagiberish.
I got into an argument with my girlfriend last night, I thought we could work it out as two grown adults, but she overwhelmed me with absolute vagiberish.
Vagiberish by Mr. Nick Pappagorgio January 14, 2009
Related Words
Vagibetes • vagibate • vagibears • vagibeer • Vagiberish • Vagineese • Vaginite • Vagina Test • vibe test
vagibate
Verb: Pronounced (va-ju-bait)
Definition: The act of Lifting up and down a small-framed insexperienced woman who is on top, thus masturbating with an actual vagina.
Definition: The act of Lifting up and down a small-framed insexperienced woman who is on top, thus masturbating with an actual vagina.
How was last night?
Man, she was on top but had no idea wtf she was doing. i ended up having to vagibate half the night...
Man, she was on top but had no idea wtf she was doing. i ended up having to vagibate half the night...
vagibate by Johnny105981091839810948631 July 25, 2009
vagibears
vagibears by justin is gay March 23, 2003
Vagineese
The language of the Vagina
"I asked a girl for sex today and she rejected me... If only I could speak Vagineese, then I may have stood more of a chance."
Vagineese by TheVagineese August 9, 2009
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