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Vagitine
CLERK: Can I help you?
LOUIE: Yeah. I need, uh, condoms, sexual lubricant, Vagitine, and blueberries.
CLERK: Lubricant, aisle seven; Vagitine, aisle three, next to the tampons; condoms behind the counter; and we ain't got no blueberries.
LOUIE: Thank you.
LOUIE: Yeah. I need, uh, condoms, sexual lubricant, Vagitine, and blueberries.
CLERK: Lubricant, aisle seven; Vagitine, aisle three, next to the tampons; condoms behind the counter; and we ain't got no blueberries.
LOUIE: Thank you.
Vagitine by itsonlymike August 2, 2011
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If you a single chick and on valentines day, 14th February, you are at home alone, sitting and fingering herself while crying, the chick is having a vagintines day with herself.
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Invading Vagistan
Having sexual intercourse
- What did you do yesterday night? You missed the party!
- I was at the party! But I met this girl and we went back to her place!
- Oh, so you were invading Vagistan all night?
- Yes, sir!
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- Oh, so you were invading Vagistan all night?
- Yes, sir!
Invading Vagistan by VagistanInvader January 24, 2013
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