vagisitus 

the illness that causes someone to be a big baby. The cause of constant complaining or pouting.

Samantha gets a bad case of Vagisitus when I don't answer her phone calls.

vagisitus by tim bernard November 23, 2009

Vagisitus 

A sick or infected vagina.

I was gonna go down on her, but when I pulled her pants down it was obvious she was suffering with vagisitus.

Vagisitus by joeking December 19, 2007

Retinal Vaginitis 

Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.

After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"

The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.

"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"

Retinal Vaginitis by whatstheword August 12, 2012

vaginitus 

1. A condition in which the afflicted person comlpains about pain that would affect him/her from participating in any phase of daily life; when in reality, he/she is just being a pussy.

Examples:
a. Kris won't be in to work today because he has vaginitus.
b. Harry can't play ball because he has acute ankle vaginitus(Sore Ankle).
c. Peter won't go out tonight, as usual, because he sufers from chronic vaginitus(He's ALWAYS a pussy).

vaginitus by John T. Black September 8, 2005

vaginitis 

when a guy complains about small injuries, and he is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and play like a champ, he is suffering from vaginitis. symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "ow my _____ hurts." common cures are a slap to the face or a verbal beating until he recovers.

"Ouch, my knee really hurts from when i fell"
"Oh yea, must be the vaginitis. Quit crying, its fourth down"

vaginitis by chacho February 7, 2006

vagilitis 

a mental condition when one is obsessed with the female gender

The poor fellah was suffering from a bad case of vagilitis, he was so obsessed with the tart he couldn't get her of his mind

vagilitis by ninesheets April 12, 2013

twarty vagitus 

A fetish,in which the wearer dresses in a pigeon suit and poo-poos on historical landmarks.

You dress as a pigeon and poop on historical landmarks..you have got twarty vagitus!!

twarty vagitus by Stephen from hampsted heath July 14, 2004