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First jerk session after an extended period of time without porn

I couldn't wait to get back home from the mountains. We had no service. First thing I did was have a nice ultrajerk

Ultrajerk by Jacks off August 13, 2016

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Ultravert

A person who is neither introverted, nor extroverted, but both at times. An Ultravert can be recognized by his wavering attitudes toward group interaction: at times, the ultravert will be the center of attention, running the show and being the life of the party, and at other times the ultravert will wish to be by himself without interruption to think or brood. This phrase was coined by the user IceWire, from Kongregate in a chat.

John has been sitting by himself all day, but yesterday he was leading the karaoke party awards. What's with that?

Oh, he's an Ultravert.

Ultravert by IceWire April 3, 2010

Related Words

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Ultraterrestrial

A superior, non-human entity of natural or supernatural origin that is indigenous to planet Earth.

UFO's, fairies and elves are believed by some paranormal researchers to be Ultraterrestrials.

Ultraterrestrial by Archangel the Stylish September 27, 2008

Ultraterrestrial

A being from another dimension or plane of reality

- It doesn't make any sense, how can they summon those demon-monsters from thin air in Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

- Well, I guess they are some kind of Ultraterrestrial entities that pop in from another dimension...

Ultraterrestrial by RedMattis March 19, 2010

Ultraterrestrial

A living creature from another reality/dimension/plane of existence. An extra-dimensional being.

"An ultraterrestrial life form stepped through the glowing rift in space-time."

Ultraterrestrial by ThePsychoSmurf September 22, 2020

ultrafark

There is no UltraFark. TotalFarkers caught talking about it ++++**NO CARRIER**++++

They say the Illumaniti run UltraFark. I for one say it is imaginary. Before I die please tell my family I lo

ultrafark by propensity July 5, 2004

ultraverte

noun: i) a person who promotes sustainable (green) living; ii)

adj: a dark green color

n. Billy has become such an ultraverte due to all his environmental activities.

adj. That color is so ultraverte

ultraverte by jeteye May 3, 2009

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026