Ultrajerk

First jerk session after an extended period of time without porn

I couldn't wait to get back home from the mountains. We had no service. First thing I did was have a nice ultrajerk

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Ultravert

A person who is neither introverted, nor extroverted, but both at times. An Ultravert can be recognized by his wavering attitudes toward group interaction: at times, the ultravert will be the center of attention, running the show and being the life of the party, and at other times the ultravert will wish to be by himself without interruption to think or brood. This phrase was coined by the user IceWire, from Kongregate in a chat.

John has been sitting by himself all day, but yesterday he was leading the karaoke party awards. What's with that?

Oh, he's an Ultravert.

by IceWire April 3, 2010

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Ultraterrestrial

A superior, non-human entity of natural or supernatural origin that is indigenous to planet Earth.

UFO's, fairies and elves are believed by some paranormal researchers to be Ultraterrestrials.

by Archangel the Stylish September 27, 2008

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Ultraterrestrial

A being from another dimension or plane of reality

- It doesn't make any sense, how can they summon those demon-monsters from thin air in Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

- Well, I guess they are some kind of Ultraterrestrial entities that pop in from another dimension...

by RedMattis March 19, 2010

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