Definitions by propensity

ultrafark 

There is no UltraFark. TotalFarkers caught talking about it ++++**NO CARRIER**++++

They say the Illumaniti run UltraFark. I for one say it is imaginary. Before I die please tell my family I lo

ultrafark by propensity July 5, 2004

totalfark 

$5 a month version of Fark.com. Access to more articles, civilized and humorous repartee, valuable advice threads and regular Drew Curtis and Wil Wheaton visits.

The Internet Evolution:

- TotalFarkers
- Something Awful Goons
- Fark-liters
- Slashdotters
- Mildew
- Dog hair
- UrbanDictionary.com regulars who post about their friends and their fake sexual experiences with single subject-verb sentences
- Live Journal Attention Whores
- assistant crack Whore

There is no UltraFark.

If SomethingAwful is the state university, TotalFark is the Ivy League.

totalfark by propensity July 5, 2004

coast guard 

Those who police the police.

Lisa: If you're the police, who will police the police?

Homer: I dunno. Coast Guard.

coast guard by propensity May 25, 2004