Ultrajanky

Something that is absolute shit but it still somehow works just enough.

"My phone almost died but i found some wires and a wall adapter.
my ultrajanky piece of shit charger somehow works."

Ultrajanky by Hedelma April 19, 2019

Ultrawank

Watching multiple porns at a time while listening to dubstep

Skins, season 5 episode 6 lolol, Alo is Ultrawanking in the beginning of the episode

Ultrawank by AngryRUSHAN April 4, 2011

Ultrawank

Jacking off while watching multiple pornos, listening to dubstep and smoking weed.

Dude I had the most intense ultrawank session this morning while listening to Rusko and smoking on that Lemon Drop you gave me.

I caught Stan ultrawanking in his room this morning.

Ultrawank by Dubsupercock June 19, 2011

ultradank 

Adjective used by musician Walter Becker (of Steely Dan fame). Usually used along with superfine.

"This tape will be superfine, ultradank and most excellent for my purposes."

ultradank by Since 1845 May 11, 2006