ultrafark 

There is no UltraFark. TotalFarkers caught talking about it ++++**NO CARRIER**++++

They say the Illumaniti run UltraFark. I for one say it is imaginary. Before I die please tell my family I lo

ultrafark by propensity July 5, 2004

ultrafark 

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GREETINGS FROM THE FRONT:

signs of ULTRAFARK detected

we may have a mole in ULTRAFARK, but we are unable to make contact ***

END OF TRANSMISSION

there may be an ultrafark

ultrafark by BenDude February 18, 2005

UltraForge 

A man who plays Minestrike and Counter-Strike while working in Starbucks. He can somehow play the game well regardless of his circumstances. He uses nothing but the AWP and P250.

Player 1: Want to invite UltraForge to the scrim?
Player 2: No, his ping is shit.

UltraForge by HisNameAJeff April 16, 2017

ultrafrench

The most prestigious language, ancestor of all. Founded by Redditors that realised since English is 99% French and Québécois French is 50% French, Québécois Franglais is 149% French, making it more French than French itself

Ah, but you see, the Chinese definitely-a-language and Latin are all dialects of Ultrafrench, therefore tea in Portuguese and Hokkien are cognate.

ultrafrench by ND381 July 12, 2021

ultrafarts 

The most rank and resonant, and therefore the most elite, of farts.

He is the absolute, hands-down king of ultrafarts.

ultrafarts by Dr Bunnygirl April 23, 2019

Ultramarathon 

1.) An insanely bad-ass long run that tests the mental toughness of the world's finest athletes; A supreme test for athletic prowess
2.) the hardest thing a human can do
3.) a run longer than 26.2 miles, although most "ultras" are 50 miles, 100 miles or 100+ miles

"He ran an ultramarathon, you've only climbed Mt. Everest once"

"There are more Harvard Phd's than Ultramarathoners"

Ultramarathon by xtremerunner88 October 13, 2009

Ultrawank

Watching multiple porns at a time while listening to dubstep

Skins, season 5 episode 6 lolol, Alo is Ultrawanking in the beginning of the episode

Ultrawank by AngryRUSHAN April 4, 2011