The act of rapidly increasing ones following on twitter by following as many followers as possible and then un-following them to maintain a high ratio

Bob : "Hey have you seen Dave's following on twitter, a great ratio for a nobody!" Jeff: "Yeah Dave has gone on a massive twitterbulk"

twitterbulk by The_Gaffer January 3, 2014

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twitterstalk

To collect information, passively or actively, on an individual using Twitter with the intent of using said information to meet (passively or actively) said individual in real life (IRL).

Her avatar is HOT, I'm going to twitterstalk her.

twitterstalk by slonkak2 January 28, 2009

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Twitterbater

A person who has a Twitter account they regularly update and that no one beyond themselves reads. Aware of the lack of traffic, they keep at it, seemingly Twittering only for their own self-gratification or to make themselves feel more important/special.

Guy #1 -- "Hey, guys! You should check out my Twitter page, it's crazy cool!" *walks off*

Guy #2 -- "Think that guy knows no one cares?"

Guy #3 -- "Yeah, definite Twitterbater."

Twitterbater by lumbersmith March 24, 2009

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Twitterstruck

Noun: A feeling of joy, excitement, and/or anxiety when a celebrity deigns to personally reply to your comment on the celebrity's Twitter.

My girlfriend got a reply from Suze Orman and she was so excited she almost pissed herself. She's so Twitterstruck.

Twitterstruck by Gebus1 May 25, 2009

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