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twitterbutt 

An app that "is like Twitter but ..."

Typically the `but` is something that Twitter already does or is such a minor difference it doesn't matter. Alternatively it could be very different than Twitter but, in those cases, it's typically an undesirable app.
Herp Derpington: "You're a programmer? I have an idea for an app. It's call My Log-Log. It's like Twitter but for your time in the bathroom."
Dev: "Not another twitterbutt."
twitterbutt by LtCmdDudefellah April 6, 2014
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twittermittently 

not online everyday.

Adverb to describe online habits of someone who is not a daily, weekly, or even monthly user of facebook, twitter, or instagram.
Person: How did you not know that my grandmother is in the hospital? I posted all over facebook & Instagram.

Me: Sorry, I'm only online twittermittently and didn't know. Is she OK? Also, do you have her recipe for snickerdoodles?

twitterbulk 

The act of rapidly increasing ones following on twitter by following as many followers as possible and then un-following them to maintain a high ratio
Bob : "Hey have you seen Dave's following on twitter, a great ratio for a nobody!" Jeff: "Yeah Dave has gone on a massive twitterbulk"
twitterbulk by The_Gaffer January 3, 2014

twitteratti 

The twitteratti have taken over the Mission district with the artisan coffee and beer.
twitteratti by Joidviv October 8, 2017

Twitternetter 

Person who tweets from multiple locations.
That Twitternetter was twexting with his mobile Internet device via WiFi because his cellphone did not have a signal.
Twitternetter by |EStarr| August 26, 2009

Twitterbater 

A person who has a Twitter account they regularly update and that no one beyond themselves reads. Aware of the lack of traffic, they keep at it, seemingly Twittering only for their own self-gratification or to make themselves feel more important/special.
Guy #1 -- "Hey, guys! You should check out my Twitter page, it's crazy cool!" *walks off*

Guy #2 -- "Think that guy knows no one cares?"

Guy #3 -- "Yeah, definite Twitterbater."
Twitterbater by lumbersmith March 24, 2009

twitterpatted 

being in love with a girl/guy and every moment feels like the best moment ever....and you wont ever leave him/her
jake is so twitterpatted over sarah, they were ment to be together!
twitterpatted by akey bloch August 9, 2009