Twitterbation 

Twitterbation (noun) An act of social masturbation in which one retweets trivial @replies directed toward one's self that offer no apparent benefit to one's social status.
Accounts for approximately 98% of posts on twitter.com.

Related forms:
twitt-er-bate - to engage in twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-tor - one who engages in incessant twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-to-ry - a twitter post that displays the fundamental qualities of twitterbation

"Have you been reading Greg's retweets lately? He's been blowing his @reply load all over the place!"
"Indeed, Carla. It seems to be a classic case of Twitterbation."

Every time you twitterbate, God kills a bird.

Twitterbation by Twaction October 29, 2009

Twitterbation 

1. To follow oneself on the network site 'Twitter'

This phrase is coined by BellaFlan, the most awesomest FanFic writer ever

BellaFlan: Twitter just suggested I follow myself. isn't that like masturbation?
My Thoughts: No, its TWITTERbation.

Twitterbation by thatgirlwhoplaysCOD November 21, 2010

Twitterbation 

Public self gratification via social media. Tweeting to tell others about your accomplishments and "stroke" your own ego. Proceeded with a "#" when used in social media.

Donald Trump regularly practices #Twitterbation to try and validate his existence.

Twitterbation by PB5K January 6, 2017

Twitterbation 

Nudge yourself on twitter!

e.g. nudge Urbandictionary

Hey he just did Twitterbation!

Twitterbation by Twitter Bation November 25, 2009

Twittergration

The Integration and convergence of Twitter into smart phones, notebooks and desktops, operating systems, platforms, browsers, software, apps, and other devices, that allow for seamless tweeting of any content as republication from a user's Twitter account. (ie mashup of Twitter and Integration)

Twittergration is becoming more and more common as Apps and content providers seek to push what they're pushing.

Alternate forms: Twittergrating, Twittergence

Twittergration by miunger April 12, 2012

twittersation

A conversation consisting entirely of 140 character-or-less "tweets", or Twitter updates, on the micro-blogging website, twitter.com. Twittersations rarely contain legitimate Twitter updates and are instead more of a slower form of instant messaging.

Jack: @Jill How was your Holiday?
Jill: @Jack It was great, we had lots of food and drinks! How was yours?
Jack: @Jill Oh you know, the usual! Lots of family friends came over. Wish you were there!
Jill: @Jack Wish I was there too, it sounds like a lot of fun. Did you hear what happened to Janet at the party?
Janet: @Jack @Jill She got pissed off when she got fifty twitter updates on her phone from a stupid twittersation.

twittersation by Tim Tweet November 27, 2009

Twittversation 

When people have a conversation via twitter.

Paul: Hello world.
Brian: @Paul Hey, what you doing?
Paul: @Brian Nothing much just woke up.
Brian: @Paul Oh, cool. wanna hang out?
Paul: @Brian Sure let's go hit the gym.
Jessica: @Paul, @Brian Can you guys stop your Twittversation please?

Twittversation by ItweetYFC123 August 2, 2010