Definitions by Gebus1

Mapsplaining 

Noun. A form of splaining in which a navigation app tells you how to get out of the same neighborhood you've lived in for years.

Google: "Turn right on Gerard Way."
Me: "No, really? Stop mapsplaining me, Google."

Mapsplaining by Gebus1 April 21, 2019

Zing flap 

A pejorative term for a mouth. Used as part of a generic response to an insult or comeback known as a "zing" or "burn". (See example.) Zing flaps are also called "burn holes".

"Your MOM goes to college!"
"Oh, shut your zing flap, Kip."

Zing flap by Gebus1 October 30, 2013

Rollover shift 

A closing shift followed by an opening shift the next day. So named because you come home, go to bed, roll over twice, and get up for your next shift.

Tomorrow's my rollover shift man, I gotta get some sleep.

Rollover shift by Gebus1 May 17, 2011

Twitterstruck 

Noun: A feeling of joy, excitement, and/or anxiety when a celebrity deigns to personally reply to your comment on the celebrity's Twitter.

My girlfriend got a reply from Suze Orman and she was so excited she almost pissed herself. She's so Twitterstruck.

Twitterstruck by Gebus1 May 25, 2009

Meowtric tons 

Unit of measurement of gravkitty.

I had two cats on my lap, so the gravkitty was, like, twenty meowtric tons.

Meowtric tons by Gebus1 January 20, 2009

Gravkitty 

The invisible force that prevents you from moving when there's a cat on you. This force, like normal gravity, increases exponentially with the cat's proximity to your center of mass. Measured in meowtric tons.

I should have gone to the store today, but I was pinned to the couch by gravkitty.

Gravkitty by Gebus1 January 20, 2009