Meowtric tons

Unit of measurement of gravkitty.

I had two cats on my lap, so the gravkitty was, like, twenty meowtric tons.

by Gebus1 January 21, 2009

Gravkitty

The invisible force that prevents you from moving when there's a cat on you. This force, like normal gravity, increases exponentially with the cat's proximity to your center of mass. Measured in meowtric tons.

I should have gone to the store today, but I was pinned to the couch by gravkitty.

by Gebus1 January 21, 2009

Rollover shift

A closing shift followed by an opening shift the next day. So named because you come home, go to bed, roll over twice, and get up for your next shift.

Tomorrow's my rollover shift man, I gotta get some sleep.

by Gebus1 April 26, 2011

Mapsplaining

Noun. A form of splaining in which a navigation app tells you how to get out of the same neighborhood you've lived in for years.

Google: "Turn right on Gerard Way."
Me: "No, really? Stop mapsplaining me, Google."

by Gebus1 April 21, 2019

Twitterstruck

Noun: A feeling of joy, excitement, and/or anxiety when a celebrity deigns to personally reply to your comment on the celebrity's Twitter.

My girlfriend got a reply from Suze Orman and she was so excited she almost pissed herself. She's so Twitterstruck.

by Gebus1 May 26, 2009

Zing flap

A pejorative term for a mouth. Used as part of a generic response to an insult or comeback known as a "zing" or "burn". (See example.) Zing flaps are also called "burn holes".

"Your MOM goes to college!"
"Oh, shut your zing flap, Kip."

by Gebus1 October 30, 2013