Twitterbuse

What Most People do when they first get on twitter.

Twitterbuse: 1.Trying to follow 2000 people in day. 2. Spamming your biz link every 3 minutes and hoping someone clicks. 3. Trying to follow 10,000 people in a week

by TheMauiMarketer August 26, 2009

twitterbulk

The act of rapidly increasing ones following on twitter by following as many followers as possible and then un-following them to maintain a high ratio

Bob : "Hey have you seen Dave's following on twitter, a great ratio for a nobody!" Jeff: "Yeah Dave has gone on a massive twitterbulk"

by The_Gaffer January 3, 2014

Twitterbater

A person who has a Twitter account they regularly update and that no one beyond themselves reads. Aware of the lack of traffic, they keep at it, seemingly Twittering only for their own self-gratification or to make themselves feel more important/special.

Guy #1 -- "Hey, guys! You should check out my Twitter page, it's crazy cool!" *walks off*

Guy #2 -- "Think that guy knows no one cares?"

Guy #3 -- "Yeah, definite Twitterbater."

by lumbersmith March 24, 2009

Twitterbate

Twitterbate (verb) - To use Twitter.com in a manner that is fast-paced; constantly clicking, tweeting, adding friends, replying, and so forth. The user tends to have feelings of excitement, anxiety, or tension and usually yearns in real-time for the next action from the tweet community by staring at the auto-refresh of the internet browser.
Twitterbation Twitterbating

The twitter community is buzzing today. Everyone's tweeting with the news. I'm sure I'll twitterbate all morning.

by Doubledown Tandino February 1, 2009

Twitterbug

A person who obsessively Twitters--that is, writes what they are doing every moment.

Person 1: Hey dude, what's up?

Person 2 (frantically): I have to Twitter this! You just asked me what was up! *Twitters that Person 1 just asked what was up.*

Person 1: Um, sure. I, um...have to go now. Bye! *innocently grins*

Person 2: *frantically Twitters that Person 1 is leaving*

Person 1: Wow, you're such a Twitterbug!

by Kiah Zoey Rosalita February 10, 2009

Twitterquette

Twitter etiquette; The social decorum expected of you when you join twitter. Examples of good twitterquette:
-- People you know in real life who follow you also expect to be followed.
-- Tweet no more than once an hour (not including @replies), but no less than once a day.
-- Avoid more than 3 tweets in a row, unless directly related to each other and especially important or hilarious in nature.
-- Do not abuse your right to post links in a tweet, especially when the link is connected to shameless self-promotion.
-- Always cite real-life friends on #FollowFriday
-- Although one is capable of a 140 character tweet, using less than 100 characters is ideal.
-- Twitter is not a chat room, no @reply conversations. This can be as irritating as spam.

Keep in mind that these guidelines are taken very seriously in the twitter community.

Joe: I woke up and I had 36 texts from twitter! Did you and Sally have another conversation only using the @reply feature on twitter!?
Bob: So what if we did? It's a social networking site.
Joe: TWITTER IS NOT SOCIAL NETWORKING, IT IS MICROBLOGGING! YOUR BAD TWITTERQUETTE SPAMMED MY PHONE AND MY MAIN TWITTER PAGE!!!

by missjo5ie October 19, 2009

Twitterus

Pronounced as : Twitt-er-us

A person who uses Twitter to Twit useless shit that no one in the world cares about.

(T)houghts (W)hich (I) (T)ype (T)hat (E)xemplify (R)eally (U)seless (S)hit.

1) Baxter is such a twitterus.

2) Did you see Baxters twitterhea about his job, what a twitterus.

by OSH and HWL June 23, 2009