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twitterblasts

The sudden torrents of rank, gaseous bullshit regularly expelled by the 45th President of the United States.
So many twitterblasts come blowing out of this asshole on a regular basis.
twitterblasts by Dr Bunnygirl July 11, 2019

Twitterquake 

Sadly, one of the most powerful tools of retribution at the disposal of certain political types, is social media denigration and effacement.
Oh, here it comes...someone in their right mind didn't ignore their own moral compass and bow before King Trump; the Twitterquake that follows will likely find them reassigned, removed or retired.
Twitterquake by YAWA April 25, 2020

twitterbooking 

When people use facebook like twitter and update their statuses 10 times a day and flood our news feeds. If your going to do that then go get a twitter account and stop doing it on facebook!!
Jeremy: Oh my god im so bored.
Jeremy: Anybody doing anything today?
Jeremy: The 90210 fianle sucked.
Jeremy: I have a britney spears fetish.
Person 1: Go get twitter you loser!!
Person 2: Yeah jeremy stop twitterbooking!!
twitterbooking by bju May 20, 2009

Twitterbook 

Proper Noun. The new Facebook.

The bastard child of Facebook and Twitter.
"Man, did you check the Twitterbook today?"
Twitterbook by Tzar Romulus March 13, 2009

Twitterbug 

A person who obsessively Twitters--that is, writes what they are doing every moment.
Person 1: Hey dude, what's up?

Person 2 (frantically): I have to Twitter this! You just asked me what was up! *Twitters that Person 1 just asked what was up.*

Person 1: Um, sure. I, um...have to go now. Bye! *innocently grins*

Person 2: *frantically Twitters that Person 1 is leaving*

Person 1: Wow, you're such a Twitterbug!
Twitterbug by Kiah Zoey Rosalita February 10, 2009

Twitterbook 

When you update your Twitter status and use that same status for Facebook, or vice versa.
Jane: "You see Frank had the same status for Facebook and Twitter today?"

Sean: "Yeah I guess they're calling that Twitterbook now."

Jane: "He even used the same hash tag on Facebook."

Sean: "What a tool."
Twitterbook by C-Money8691 April 11, 2012