twitterbitter

The jealous rage you find yourself in when you discover through twitter that your significant other has been dating someone else behind your back.

I was sooooo twitterbitter to find out that the two of them were having a secret rendezvous.

by jlowe1964 May 20, 2009

Twitter-Bitter

Being so sick of Twitter, even the mention of it brings on a nausea and sometimes a violent rage. Twitter-Bitter can be as mild as dry heaves and a light rash, or as extreme as loading your rifle, and looking for the nearest bell tower. There is no known cure.

1. The minute Jenny started to mentioned Twitter and her ridiculous mindless , and seemingly endless tweets, I became Twitter Bitter and wanted to punch her in the face.

2. I refuse to have a twitter account. I find the concept of it ridiculous. I am Twitter-Bitter.

by MoDacious-AltaLoma March 13, 2010

twittermittently

not online everyday.

Adverb to describe online habits of someone who is not a daily, weekly, or even monthly user of facebook, twitter, or instagram.

Person: How did you not know that my grandmother is in the hospital? I posted all over facebook & Instagram.

Me: Sorry, I'm only online twittermittently and didn't know. Is she OK? Also, do you have her recipe for snickerdoodles?

by PajamaSutra May 10, 2018

Twitternetter

Person who tweets from multiple locations.

That Twitternetter was twexting with his mobile Internet device via WiFi because his cellphone did not have a signal.

by |EStarr| August 26, 2009

Twitterbater

A person who has a Twitter account they regularly update and that no one beyond themselves reads. Aware of the lack of traffic, they keep at it, seemingly Twittering only for their own self-gratification or to make themselves feel more important/special.

Guy #1 -- "Hey, guys! You should check out my Twitter page, it's crazy cool!" *walks off*

Guy #2 -- "Think that guy knows no one cares?"

Guy #3 -- "Yeah, definite Twitterbater."

by lumbersmith March 24, 2009

Twittershitter

Someone who twitters every moment, including when they are on the toilet. Their drive to update their twitter feed overcomes their senses of tact, ethics, and morality.

Twitter: OH MAN I JUST TOOK A BIG SHIT
Reply: You're such a twittershitter.

by asdasdo June 26, 2009

twitterquitter

someone who has finally given up trying to understand how twitter works/and or has gained so much popularity.

tweeter: wow! now i know what all my friends are doing at any given moment.

me: who cares?!

tweeter: what a twitterquitter.

by amycatastrophe May 2, 2009