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Twitterbait

Obsessing over Twitter or tweeting when no-one or very few people are following you.

Alt. The belief that all your most inane musings are important to others.
Twitterbait - The VP of Sales spent all afternoon in his office learning to Twitterbait.
by jotracy July 14, 2009
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Twitterbait

To entice someone to make an ass of themselves on Twitter.
The best way to find out the truth about Area 51 is to Twitterbait Donald Trump by posting about how much more Obama would have known.
by HappyGrrl July 16, 2019
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Twitterpated

Twitterpated means to be swept off your feet by someone you quite fancy.

It’s a very strong feeling of love and attraction.

From the 1942 film, Bambi:

Friend Owl : “Yes. Nearly everybody gets Twitterpated in the springtime.

For example: You’re walking along, minding your own business. You're looking neither to the left, nor to the right...When all of a sudden, you run smack into a pretty face!

You begin to get weak in the knees.
Your head’s in a whirl!

And then you feel light as a feather, and before you know it...you’re walking on air.

And then, you know what?
You’re knocked for a loop!

And you completely lose your head!”
Thumper: “Gosh, that’s awful.”

Flower: “Gee Whiz!”
Bambi: “Terrible!”

Friend Owl: “And that ain’t all. It can happen to anybody. So you’d bet-ter be careful.

It could happen to You! And You!

And.....Yes. It could even happen to YOU!”
The first time he looked at me with his cerulean blue eyes, I felt he could see into my soul. He peered deep into my emerald green eyes, I knew then that he was Twitterpated.

There was no going back after that.
by ForestFairy January 20, 2020
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twitterate

Adj. Literate in Twitter-speak; able to use Twitter.
Doug: Hey man, did you see my last tweet?
Tom: Nah, sorry dude, I'm still not twitterate.
by UD Phwoar July 26, 2011
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twitterfatigue

Inability to get motivated to tweet on a regular basis.
I have not tweeted in a more than a week. I'm suffering from twitterfatigue.
by lawlygagger October 17, 2010
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twitterblasts

The sudden torrents of rank, gaseous bullshit regularly expelled by the 45th President of the United States.
So many twitterblasts come blowing out of this asshole on a regular basis.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 11, 2019
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twittermittently

not online everyday.

Adverb to describe online habits of someone who is not a daily, weekly, or even monthly user of facebook, twitter, or instagram.
Person: How did you not know that my grandmother is in the hospital? I posted all over facebook & Instagram.

Me: Sorry, I'm only online twittermittently and didn't know. Is she OK? Also, do you have her recipe for snickerdoodles?
by PajamaSutra May 10, 2018
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