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twitterbitter 

The jealous rage you find yourself in when you discover through twitter that your significant other has been dating someone else behind your back.
I was sooooo twitterbitter to find out that the two of them were having a secret rendezvous.
twitterbitter by jlowe1964 May 20, 2009

Twitterbit

The clitoris. The love-button.
He opened wider my hairy slit,
And tongued my rigid twitterbit,
I moaned and jerked in ecstasy,
As he slowly sucked the spunk from me.
Twitterbit by windsostrange September 13, 2011

Twitter bitch 

Stupid middle aged white lady who looks at Twitter politics and claims to everyone and everything is racist, sexist, or nationalist. Tells her own son he is leading down the path to white supremacy by laughing at edgy memes. Also tells people the guidelines of using the n word even tho her herself is white for example “Latino people are not allowed to say the n word” there is no such thing as the “pass.” Also believes the world is gonna literally fucking end in the near future. AKA the victim of only looking at extremist liberal media,
My mom is such a Twitter bitch she told me I was racist for laughing at an edgy meme.
Twitter bitch by Callme917 November 11, 2019

Twitter Bitch 

A stalker, someone who follows you in a creepy or annoying way, a lurker, mainly on the internet or in any other situation.
Jared followed Sally all day and she began to notice, at lunch she was talking to her friends and said "the twitter bitch has not stopped following me all day"
Twitter Bitch by chandlerm913 January 14, 2010

twittbitch 

A term for the looser of a Twitter fight when they subjugate their ignorance in a tweet and/or ultimately choose to follow you first.

When you deliberately don't follow someone as an act of superiority.

When you unfollow someone and they start following you to try and get you to follow again.

(Not to be confused with twit-bitch, twat or twit. There's a reason for the two "T"'s
I irrefutably blasted his mistake, he tweeted that I "may have a point" and then started following me ergo I just made him my twittbitch.

I don't follow guys back, they're my twittbitches.

I've been following her for like six months and she never acknowledges my @'s. As soon as I unfollowed her she started following me. What a twittbitch.

Twitter Bitch 

If one has more following than followers by margin of 15 (i.e 50 following but 35 followers) he or she is a twitter bitch.
Twitter Bitch by twitter123445 September 6, 2011
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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