Tushtache

The tuft of hair visible between the bum cheeks of those who do not depilate thoroughly.

May also be referred to as Arse Moustache (or Ass Moustache for American users).

"She was looking totally fit in her low-slung jeans until she bent down low & I spotted a serious tushtache!"

by Emily H L Breen February 21, 2009

Trustache

A man's mustache, fashioned in a way that causes others to trust him whole-heartedly, to an extent that he or she would put their life in the hands of the stache holder

Man: says nothing ** wiggles trustache**
Woman: don't worry about a condom... I trust you...

by Todd the destroyer June 15, 2011

Kushtache

A mustache, or generally any facial hair that smells sweetly of weed.

After a massive hit, Chewy's kushtache became fragrant with an herbal essence as he exhaled.

by Wafflecopter October 3, 2009

Dis-trustache

A man's mustache, fashioned in a way that causes others to believe he is un trustworthy

I think you should lock the car, that guy over there has a serious dis-trustache.

by Jaimiev6 May 22, 2011

Testache

The hair directly above and generally around a man's testicles, especially when shaved or waxed into any particular shape.

"Did you see his pubes in the locker room? He's got them shaved into a handlebar, I swear. A real testache."

by SHeathen December 25, 2009

Testache

When a male takes his hand and grabs his sweaty balls and twirls them around inside his pants creating a creamy fluid and then wipes it all over the space between the upper lip and nose of another person.

That sick ass faggot gave me a testache.

by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

bushtache

Female pubic hair above the vagina that has been shaved to resemble a gentleman's mustache. Currently popular among some trendy lesbians.

Josie had a fiery red bushtache that welcomed Gwen's advances. The two scissored and made passionate love throughout the night.

by Albert Coopervilles June 19, 2008