54 definitions by Dirty Sanchez

a long, skinned, black man's penis, smoked in a smokehouse and stuffed with the finest tobacco

a conniouseur's dream
cocksmoke?

i'd love one.
by Dirty Sanchez July 24, 2003
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The act of swabbing the cock against many household items and food stuffs to gain revenge.
Hector cock swabbed the Pal supervisor's chicken knees and pizza bagel.
by Dirty Sanchez July 1, 2003
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Jizzing in your hand and giving a face wash with it.
Dude, I just gave my bitch a facecloth.
by Dirty Sanchez December 11, 2003
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Placing your butt over a girl's bush and ripping a nasty, windy fart as to simulate crop dusting.
After we finished having sex I gave that bitch a sweet crop duster.
by Dirty Sanchez January 27, 2003
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To take two penises in your ass. LikeAnal but more painful. occasional seen in porn. Half of a DVDA....
"Wow check out that slut she's takin a double anal"
by Dirty Sanchez November 15, 2003
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A rather odd gathering of male homosexuals. One man is tied to a chair with his arms behind his back while three other naked men masturbate and then try and hit the tied up man's mouth with their spewing manhood.
Sigfried and Roy were involved in a firing squad last night.
by Dirty Sanchez August 2, 2003
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aka babykiller69, notorious for his diet of babies, preferably korean ones
"yo redford, let's go for two-can-dine at mcdonalds"
"naw man, i packed lunch. got some baby on a pita, with some kimichi on the side"
by Dirty Sanchez January 7, 2004
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