The hair directly above and generally around a man's testicles, especially when shaved or waxed into any particular shape.
"Did you see his pubes in the locker room? He's got them shaved into a handlebar, I swear. A real testache."
by SHeathen December 24, 2009
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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When a male takes his hand and grabs his sweaty balls and twirls them around inside his pants creating a creamy fluid and then wipes it all over the space between the upper lip and nose of another person.
by Dirty Sanchez August 01, 2003
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