Gushtache
The result of an artistic ejacultion whereby the recipient is given a semen mustache. The range and style of gustache is limited only by the precision, imagination, and capacity of the giver and the patience of the receiver.
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Gashtache
Gashtache by Barramundi13 June 30, 2016
gustache
gustache by Matt Cooksey February 22, 2008
Gustache
1. The combonation of the ever-awesome name "Gus" with the word "mustache"
2. A type of mustache ranging from "Gustache" written with Sharpie on the upper lip, to just plain peeling skin on the upper lip from a wicked sunburn
2. A type of mustache ranging from "Gustache" written with Sharpie on the upper lip, to just plain peeling skin on the upper lip from a wicked sunburn
Gustache by Gustache Himself April 12, 2007
Kushtache
Kushtache by Wafflecopter October 3, 2009
Goustache
Goustache by Jessy2messy March 10, 2021
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