Gushtache 

The result of an artistic ejacultion whereby the recipient is given a semen mustache. The range and style of gustache is limited only by the precision, imagination, and capacity of the giver and the patience of the receiver.

"I wanted to give her the full on glazed donut effect, but it was my fifth load of the day so I had to settle for giving her a gushtache."

Gushtache by MacInbush November 4, 2016

Gashtache

Vaginal secretion left on one's upper lip after performing the act of oral sex

Look at Toby's Gashtache! He must have been hunting beaver.

Gashtache by Barramundi13 June 30, 2016

Guettache 

The extreme, eye-watering, brain pounding migrane induced by listening to any David Guetta produced pop songs

"Oh man that latest Ludacris and David Guetta song gave me such a damn Guettache I had to lie in bed with the lights off for two hours"

Guettache by SilentJay December 23, 2012

gustache 

A female version of a mustache (girl + mustache = gustache)

She had the face of a godess, but that gustache reminded him of Burt Reynolds at that very least.

gustache by Matt Cooksey February 22, 2008

Gustache 

1. The combonation of the ever-awesome name "Gus" with the word "mustache"

2. A type of mustache ranging from "Gustache" written with Sharpie on the upper lip, to just plain peeling skin on the upper lip from a wicked sunburn

Dude, my hero is Gustache

Bro, your Gustache is lookin' deezy

Gustache by Gustache Himself April 12, 2007

Kushtache

A mustache, or generally any facial hair that smells sweetly of weed.

After a massive hit, Chewy's kushtache became fragrant with an herbal essence as he exhaled.

Kushtache by Wafflecopter October 3, 2009

Goustache

The pubes on your gooch between your genitals and anus.

When I went down on her, her goustache tickled my chin

Goustache by Jessy2messy March 10, 2021