Trustache

A man's mustache, fashioned in a way that causes others to trust him whole-heartedly, to an extent that he or she would put their life in the hands of the stache holder

Man: says nothing ** wiggles trustache**
Woman: don't worry about a condom... I trust you...

by Todd the destroyer June 15, 2011

Dis-trustache

A man's mustache, fashioned in a way that causes others to believe he is un trustworthy

I think you should lock the car, that guy over there has a serious dis-trustache.

by Jaimiev6 May 22, 2011