Trustache

A man's mustache, fashioned in a way that causes others to trust him whole-heartedly, to an extent that he or she would put their life in the hands of the stache holder

Man: says nothing ** wiggles trustache**
Woman: don't worry about a condom... I trust you...

Trustache by Todd the destroyer June 15, 2011

Dis-trustache 

A man's mustache, fashioned in a way that causes others to believe he is un trustworthy

I think you should lock the car, that guy over there has a serious dis-trustache.

Dis-trustache by Jaimiev6 May 22, 2011

trusticles 

Having the balls to trust someone in a difficult situation, when the failure of that trust would result in injury or financial loss.

I know I got my law degree online, but we're family. Show me you've got some big trusticles and let me defend you in court!

trusticles by boaluta December 31, 2008

crustache 

a mustache that is so ingrained with white trash DNA, it grows in weak, with only a small number of thin hairs as compared to a normal mustache. I.E.-Cletus the slack-jawwed yokel has a crustache.

Like my crustache?

crustache by Bizarrett February 4, 2003

crustache 

The pathetic looking prepubescent mustache sported by boy bands and male high school students intended to impress women, while drawing only jeers and snickers. See peach fuzz.

Zach's dad finally made him Nair his crustache, he looked like a queer!

crustache by BFish December 11, 2002

Trustacious 

Trusting in a crustacion i.e. a crab.

hey...wheres the trustacious in this place?

Trustacious by LOL_BOY June 9, 2009

crustache 

A poorly grown mustache that accurs from lack of motivation to shave.

Also present on boys entering puberty. In which case it is grown to the fullest extent and shown off to there peers.

"dude did see tommy's crustache it totally awesome." "i cant wait for mine to grow in."

"hes kinda cute but whats with the crustache."

"nice crustashe lazy ass."

crustache by hexnfx August 5, 2009