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lustache 

a mustache that attracts you sexually and then slowly drags you in, one little facial hair at a time, until you've been fully seduced.
I found Matt's lustache hard to look away from during the candlelit dinner.
lustache by Mad as the hatter November 17, 2007

lushticles

1. (noun) A really beautiful luscious pair of testicles preferably exposed.

OR

2. An expression to define a wonderfully magical sparkly stupendous, glamorous and glittery number (usually a garment) which brings joy to the wearer and those in the vicinity.
Wow, Liv that dress is super lushticles babez !

Or

Wow Matt, you have got a real nice pair of lushticles!
lushticles by koolkatkale February 2, 2017
A mustache, or generally any facial hair that smells sweetly of weed.
After a massive hit, Chewy's kushtache became fragrant with an herbal essence as he exhaled.
Kushtache by Wafflecopter October 3, 2009

lushstache 

An unkempt mess of fur residing on the upper lip of an alcoholic.
Todd, I wish you would wash or shave your face once in a while, I can smell the Natty Ice and Black Velvet on your lushstache from across the room.
lushstache by Kn@rlyECO December 7, 2015

Lustache 

A lady who has a mustache, but can never be fully grown out to the status of a man. Strictly pertains to individuals with vaginas. Often proud and has no shame for having one.
"Dude guys...check out my lustache...it makes me sick as fuck and chill" -lana

"Yea lady, you sure are still beautiful with one" -fuckboy
Lustache by $tellularVagiGanja July 10, 2017

bushtache 

Female pubic hair above the vagina that has been shaved to resemble a gentleman's mustache. Currently popular among some trendy lesbians.
Josie had a fiery red bushtache that welcomed Gwen's advances. The two scissored and made passionate love throughout the night.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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