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Making a gesture to someone to “suck your dick“. Usually by bending your arm at a 45 degree angle with your hand flat & moving it up & down. Either used by close friends as a sign of endearment, similar to a middle finger - or used by enemies as an insult, also similar to a middle finger. No in between.
I saw Greg driving by and he toofed me. I’m gonna fuck him up when I see him.

Man Billy was driving by and he toofed me, that joker always be toofing the homies.
Toofed by Hibachi Black March 14, 2021
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split toofed HO 

a ho with an unusually large gap in between her front teeth, about the size of the average male penis in girth. Most likely caused by being a ho.
Drew: Yeah i'm a firefighter and love them split toofed HOs from the Villas. Kitty Soft!!!
split toofed HO by DrewBaby December 18, 2007

Red Toofed Monster 

When you drink too much red wine, your teeth get stained and you behave like a monster.
Nicole was puking in the bushes and turned into a "Red Toofed Monster" last night!
Red Toofed Monster by T-Coop April 29, 2021

tooled up 

Carrying a weapon, usually for a specific purpose.
John ensured he was tooled up for the job
tooled up by Loge May 6, 2003
A truck or suv (usually clapped out) who’s owner could only afford to lift the front. Thus, the shitbox is given a squatting appearance. Common with ‘Lina boys
Darrell: How come ya box only got a lift in da front? Why u runnin bald mud graps on 30 inch wheels?
Cleetus: Cuz I like my shit tooted. I stay stargazing. Drove my cousin Susanna around after we got done fucking last night.
Tooted by oorahmarines April 28, 2020
something you say when the topic unspeakable.
Hey Mike, how’d you make that money?

“Can’t speak on it that’s too fed”
Too Fed by holykash March 5, 2021
The act of getting used. Unintentionally doing something that someone else gets credit for.
Igor just stole your idea and won the contest with it! Boy, you got tooled!
Tooled by T-Rav January 21, 2005
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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