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Making a gesture to someone to “suck your dick“. Usually by bending your arm at a 45 degree angle with your hand flat & moving it up & down. Either used by close friends as a sign of endearment, similar to a middle finger - or used by enemies as an insult, also similar to a middle finger. No in between.
I saw Greg driving by and he toofed me. I’m gonna fuck him up when I see him.

Man Billy was driving by and he toofed me, that joker always be toofing the homies.
Toofed by Hibachi Black March 14, 2021
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split toofed HO 

a ho with an unusually large gap in between her front teeth, about the size of the average male penis in girth. Most likely caused by being a ho.
Drew: Yeah i'm a firefighter and love them split toofed HOs from the Villas. Kitty Soft!!!
split toofed HO by DrewBaby December 18, 2007

Red Toofed Monster 

When you drink too much red wine, your teeth get stained and you behave like a monster.
Nicole was puking in the bushes and turned into a "Red Toofed Monster" last night!
Red Toofed Monster by T-Coop April 29, 2021

tooled up 

Carrying a weapon, usually for a specific purpose.
John ensured he was tooled up for the job
tooled up by Loge May 6, 2003
A truck or suv (usually clapped out) who’s owner could only afford to lift the front. Thus, the shitbox is given a squatting appearance. Common with ‘Lina boys
Darrell: How come ya box only got a lift in da front? Why u runnin bald mud graps on 30 inch wheels?
Cleetus: Cuz I like my shit tooted. I stay stargazing. Drove my cousin Susanna around after we got done fucking last night.
Tooted by oorahmarines April 28, 2020
something you say when the topic unspeakable.
Hey Mike, how’d you make that money?

“Can’t speak on it that’s too fed
Too Fed by holykash March 5, 2021
The act of getting used. Unintentionally doing something that someone else gets credit for.
Igor just stole your idea and won the contest with it! Boy, you got tooled!
Tooled by T-Rav January 21, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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