Toofed

Making a gesture to someone to “suck your dick“. Usually by bending your arm at a 45 degree angle with your hand flat & moving it up & down. Either used by close friends as a sign of endearment, similar to a middle finger - or used by enemies as an insult, also similar to a middle finger. No in between.

I saw Greg driving by and he toofed me. I’m gonna fuck him up when I see him.

Man Billy was driving by and he toofed me, that joker always be toofing the homies.

by Hibachi Black March 14, 2021

split toofed HO

a ho with an unusually large gap in between her front teeth, about the size of the average male penis in girth. Most likely caused by being a ho.

Drew: Yeah i'm a firefighter and love them split toofed HOs from the Villas. Kitty Soft!!!

by DrewBaby December 18, 2007

Red Toofed Monster

When you drink too much red wine, your teeth get stained and you behave like a monster.

Nicole was puking in the bushes and turned into a "Red Toofed Monster" last night!

by T-Coop April 29, 2021

tooled up

Carrying a weapon, usually for a specific purpose.

John ensured he was tooled up for the job

by Loge May 6, 2003

Tooted

A truck or suv (usually clapped out) who’s owner could only afford to lift the front. Thus, the shitbox is given a squatting appearance. Common with ‘Lina boys

Darrell: How come ya box only got a lift in da front? Why u runnin bald mud graps on 30 inch wheels?
Cleetus: Cuz I like my shit tooted. I stay stargazing. Drove my cousin Susanna around after we got done fucking last night.

by oorahmarines April 28, 2020

Too Fed

something you say when the topic unspeakable.

Hey Mike, how’d you make that money?

“Can’t speak on it that’s too fed”

by holykash March 5, 2021

Tooled

The act of getting used. Unintentionally doing something that someone else gets credit for.

Igor just stole your idea and won the contest with it! Boy, you got tooled!

by T-Rav January 21, 2005