unspeakable

Something that is indescribable.

Ashton: What does Ms. Hepner's ass look like, Qiana?

Qiana: Ashton, that shit is just unspeakable.

by Brishton October 11, 2009

unspeakable

A person so hot, they're unspeakably hot.

Person 1: "Dude, check out that chick."
Person 2: "Damn, she's unspeakable."

by archer333 December 24, 2008

unspeakables

underwear, bra, panties. Sometimes sex toys. Personal things that you usually wouldn't want your mother to find.

Playing truth or dare, I was forced to show my unspeakables.

She dropped her purse and her unspeakables fell out onto the ground.

by Musaeus April 25, 2006

Unspeakable

The act of falling asleep in a co-workers (of the opposite sex) vehicle on the way back from lunch, and waking up completely erect for all to see.

When you fall asleep in a girl co-workers vehicle on the way back from lunch, and wake up to an erect penis and an awkward, and unspeakable, situation.

by EL_SAVADOR April 13, 2011

unspeakable horror

when your parents post old memes

My mom posted a Doge picture. Unspeakable horror.

by BeedoBillyBoy May 30, 2015

Down Unspeakable

When your so down bad you would do physically anything for a random girl

James just gifted 'random girl' $1000. Yikes he is down unspeakable

by Nom_ish June 05, 2021

The great unspeakable

Feeling you can't do something anymore, but there is no point in declaring it because no one really gives a fuck anyway.

Really can't blow my load on the great unspeakable again.

by CheeseCrackers March 11, 2015