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To get beaten badly in an online video game.
hehe you guys just got fucking tooled!
Tooled by 1337 Fork August 26, 2005
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Very drunk and/or intoxicated.
We were out getting trashed and we all
got wasted but Johnny was especially tooled.
tooled by Billy777 May 3, 2008
To be armed with a firearm of any kind.
Police Briefing: We suspect the building contains crack so they'll be tooled. Be careful.
Tooled by JBF April 10, 2005
To be attacked with an object... eg; a crow-bar or any other object which would cause damage to another person.
'your man was bowlin down street commin like bad man so i racked a tool round his head'

'your man got tooled up town last night by sum next mans'
tooled by DJ Davie Y August 21, 2006
an old slang term meaning that you have a big dick

vulgar slang for tool: a penis

i did not know this until my dad found out what my e-mail address was... i just love the band tool and made it up... but yeah... he was born in 1951 so... he knows old sayings
"he's tooled... never she's tooled"
Tooled by tooled July 31, 2006

tooled up 

Carrying a weapon, usually for a specific purpose.
John ensured he was tooled up for the job
tooled up by Loge May 6, 2003