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Nuclear horse piss that is sold as a disgusting energy drink.

Describing anything that is large.

The creature that lives in your closet and under your bed.

A sadistic pedophile who molests and rapes children he abducts.
I tried a monster energy drink the other day, it was the grossest shit i have ever tasted. I poured the rest of it into my neighbor's dogs water dish, the dog caught fire.

Whoa, that fish is a monster.

"Mommy, I need you to look in my closet and check under my bed for monsters."
"For fuck sake Tommy, you're 35 years old. why do you still believe in monsters?"
"Remember when I was kidnapped and raped by that monster in his van. And I still didn't get any free candy."
by A WHITE GUY August 28, 2014
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A scary caffeinated drink that Mormon children are told to check their closets for before they go to bed.
Jimmy, if you're hiding Monster in there, you won't be allowed to participate in family game night for a week!
by myster twister November 29, 2009
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What you become when you break up with a girl.
Man - "We need to talk."
Woman - "You're a monster."
by Dan May 12, 2004
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The best damn energy drink ever made! Comes in Regular, Lo-Carb, Assualt, and KHAOS
" Dude what you drinkin?"
"A Monster"
" They frickin rock lemme have some"
"get youre own fag"
by White guy with fro December 18, 2005
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