shitbox

something that is low quality or nonworking.

Jesus Fucking Christ your car is a shitbox dude.

by catspleen January 16, 2003

shitbox

A car of poor quality or condition.

My friend's shitbox 92 acura will never get him pussy.

by NICK3189 May 23, 2007

shitbox

1. An automobile that is in poor condition.
2. An automobile that is prone to breaking down frequently. See cadillac

Did you see that shitbox he was driving?

by theseeker July 10, 2003

shitbox

A car that is an absolute piece of shit. The bodywork will have more hits than the Beatles and the dash will be lit up like a Christmas tree and will take at least an hour to start the engine in the morning if you're lucky.

I'm not buying your shitbox. The scrap yard will take it.

by Limbodancer November 3, 2018

shitbox

Any vehicle,(even a brand new one) that you are forced to use for commuting while something much more entertaining sits in the garage waiting for the weekend.

I wish I was driving my GTO instead of this SHITBOX.

by tractorfix December 6, 2003

shitbox

a very old and slow computer

'let me try and print from this shitbox'

by Ralph Owen December 18, 2003

shitbox

Microsoft's X-Box

I was playing my Shit-Box yesterday. I discovered 5 new buttons somewhere around the east-side.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 2, 2003