Textacle

Taking a picture of ones balls or junk and sending it via text message to someone.

Dude Jake and Angie broke up. He got caught sending a textacle to some other chick.

Textacle by De'scuvottino September 21, 2013

Squidward Tentacles 

The most inspiring cartoon character on television.

Why? Because Squidward never gives up on his dreams.

No matter how many times Spongebob ruins his day, he still continues to strive for a better one.

No matter how many times he fails at clarinet, he continues to play and try to get better so that he can one day become famous for it.

No matter how many rotten tomatoes get thrown at him because he is a horrible dancer, he continues to dance and shoot for the stars.

No matter how many times his arch enemy with the unibrow tells him he’s worthless, he continues to climb back up and try to impress him.

No matter how many paintings are rejected and unliked by people, he continues to paint because he believes he is a great artist.

That, my dear children, is dedication. I think we could all learn a little bit from good old Squidward Tentacles.

He has self confidence and never gives up on his dreams, which is something we can all learn from.

Squidward Tentacles

Squidward Tentacles by thiswilldie February 17, 2010

tentacle 

A japanese schoolgirl's best friend.

Although her boyfriend dumped her, Shikima had her tentacles to fall back on.

tentacle by Atma January 5, 2004

tentacle 

better than dick

i love tentacle

tentacle by Moon Mann June 22, 2016

Floor Tentacles 

The Floor Tentacles are the most powerful gods in existence.

It is strengthened by the power of Furret, and the pope of the Floor Tentacle religion.

It has also made a new language called the Floortentacli.

It is comprised of the 5 elements:

Earth
Water
Air
Shrines
and most importantly
The Floor

Sacrifice to the Floor Tentacles!!!

Floor Tentacles by We are the Floor Tentacles January 13, 2020

Tentacle Hentai 

Nice Christian content that you can watch with little jimmy and sally!

"Hey kids, wanna go watch some Tentacle Hentai?"

Tentacle Hentai by Oniichan~!!! aAH!~~~ mmm! July 24, 2020

Tentacle blade 

The "tentacle blade instance" founded and made popular by Southpaw refers to any instance in which a character has the will, means, and resources to kill another character, and when given the opportunity, chooses not to with no further explanation. Most excuses given are the character forgetting to use their resources or calling them arrogant.

Person 1: "Hey, why doesn't Doc Ock ever kill Spider-man with the blades in his tentacles? He wants to kill him and has so many chances."
Person 2: "That's a tentacle blade moment and bad writing."

Tentacle blade by the massive big O January 16, 2022