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One of the main characters of Spongebob Squarepants. When you grow up you realize that he's one of the most realistic characters on the show.
Squidward "Why did I get out of bed today?"

Most viewers "My life in a nutshell"
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by A human male August 05, 2018
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The 'straight guy' on the comedy known as spongebob Squarepants
"you have to feel sorry for Squidward sometimes"
by JimmyK September 12, 2003
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A character in Spongebob Squarepants who always behave seriously and realistic unlike the main character.
Squidward is way more cool than Spongbob.
by Anonymous July 24, 2003
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The only normal character on the TV show SpongeBob SquarePants. He is a squid.
Squidward said that SpongeBob is immature.
by Nick September 20, 2003
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The skid mark a shit leaves on the bottom of the bowl.
John: That squidwards been in the toilet for like a week now!!
Joe: Piss that fucker off
John : k
by Hronk June 22, 2013
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One of my many many many obsessions.
He is spongebob's neighbor and is the only person on spongebob who is realistic but still funny in a way.
"Squidward is so awesome!^^ MOOOOOT!"-Me
by Laurel_Rokz January 14, 2007
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a squid with a cock hanging from its face on the cartoon spongebob squarepants. it likes to play the skinflute and yell at the funny characters on the show
oh my word thats a huge cock on that squidwards face
by cocksponge squareballs September 22, 2003
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