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Squidward:"The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the Krabitalism of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes AN ETERNITY! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' House of Servitude! The Gentle Laborer shall not be overrun by Krabitalism!"

Mr. Krabs: *goes bankrupt*
by Ya boi Stalin May 09, 2018
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Jan 15 Word of the Day
The Nussy, or the โ€œnose pussyโ€, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
โ€œOh fuck yeah, swab my nussyโ€

Sir, please, I went to medical school

by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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One of the main characters of Spongebob Squarepants. When you grow up you realize that he's one of the most realistic characters on the show.
Squidward "Why did I get out of bed today?"

Most viewers "My life in a nutshell"
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by A Human Male August 05, 2018
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The 'straight guy' on the comedy known as spongebob Squarepants
"you have to feel sorry for Squidward sometimes"
by JimmyK September 12, 2003
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The only normal character on the TV show SpongeBob SquarePants. He is a squid.
Squidward said that SpongeBob is immature.
by Nick September 20, 2003
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A character in Spongebob Squarepants who always behave seriously and realistic unlike the main character.
Squidward is way more cool than Spongbob.
by Anonymous July 24, 2003
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The skid mark a shit leaves on the bottom of the bowl.
John: That squidwards been in the toilet for like a week now!!
Joe: Piss that fucker off
John : k
by Hronk June 22, 2013
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