Water

The best drink in existence

Can I have a glass of water please

by violetisawake December 15, 2020

Water

North Side slang for crystal methamphetamine

Conejo: Carnal: Mad heads be askin' for water and no one's got any of that shit!

Delito: Patience mijo! That shit's still wet and it's gotta sit! It's gonna be here tomorrow. Give 'em some of that moon stuff for the time being.

by ZXY&ABC July 21, 2019

Water

Sweet nectarine made by the gods

Billy: damn this water is good
Bob: yeah , too good
Joe: yumm

by You know what I mean March 20, 2020

Water

The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet

EARTH
FIRE
WIND
WATER
HEART

GO PLANET!

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

by Captain Planet Summoner January 27, 2005

Water

It's Just A Snowman Blood

The Water Is Drying

by Really Bad Jokes October 28, 2018

Water

it's the "wettest thing in the world "

Dude I drank so much water last night it was so wet. Yeah I got "water" last night too.

by Water, W,water,wet stuff November 1, 2019

Water

An abundant liquid that is very addicting. Everyone, including Chuck Norris, need this type of particular chemical in them, daily. Water is consist of two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom. It's very addicting compare to other drinks. Alcohol comes in second against the legendary water. No one can survive without this common "chemical." Water is an essential part of life. Our body is made up of 98% of this addicting chemical. Water can be either sell legally or illegally.

**Diffy EQ**
David: Dr. Tang, may I get a drink of water.
Dr. Tang: No.
David: I need my common daily chemical or I'll die.
Dr. Tang: Sure.
**David at Chick-fil-A**
David: I want the ultimate meal.
Manager: Alrighty, what would you like to drink?
David: Water...the essence of life...
Manager: But you get free coke with "the ultimate meal."
David: God dammit sir! I just want my water!

by BenchMax345 February 21, 2008