A japanese schoolgirl's best friend.

A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.

better than dick

an armlike appendage found in cephalopods (octopus and squid) covered in suckers.

a staple of twisted japanese hentai porn. tentacle-rape scenes and bukkake are to the japanese sexual identity what scheisse-movies are to germany.

1. A large rapeing arm of an octopus who rapes innocent japanese school children and is feared by sailors

2. the act of being reincarnated as a serial rapist

3. A gayman's penis

fun way of saying tentacle

A strange fetish belonging to my gf.
Don't ask how it's even possible.