tentacles 

A strange fetish belonging to my gf.
Don't ask how it's even possible.

"OMG, did you read that fic where Gee has TENTACLES? It was soooo hawt!!!!1!!!11"

tentacles by mexheartxyou May 23, 2008

Tentacles 

A collective of long, slimy tendrils that often appear in hentai, which violate innocent lolis sexually.

Hey man, did you see those tentacles fuck Suzie?

Tentacles by Caleb Caston June 2, 2018

Tentacles 

Things that have a lot of suckers attached to them.

She had her tentacles in a little bit of everything.

Tentacles by The Original Agahnim October 2, 2021

Tentacles Off 

to act cool and as if sober when intoxicated.

Guy1: You man this is some good weed.

Guy2: Tentacles off man my mom is coming!

Mom: What are you guys doing?

Guy2: Nothing just doing homework.

Mom: Okay have fun.

Guy2: Tentacles back on!

Tentacles Off by Carl Ondiac April 28, 2011

Tentacles In My Outh

When your friends hair is in your mouth and they seem like tentacles from and octopus/octopi (not discriminating)

There are tentacles in my outh I just want to get them away

Tentacles In My Outh by Didneoiene November 25, 2018

Squidward Tentacles 

The most inspiring cartoon character on television.

Why? Because Squidward never gives up on his dreams.

No matter how many times Spongebob ruins his day, he still continues to strive for a better one.

No matter how many times he fails at clarinet, he continues to play and try to get better so that he can one day become famous for it.

No matter how many rotten tomatoes get thrown at him because he is a horrible dancer, he continues to dance and shoot for the stars.

No matter how many times his arch enemy with the unibrow tells him he’s worthless, he continues to climb back up and try to impress him.

No matter how many paintings are rejected and unliked by people, he continues to paint because he believes he is a great artist.

That, my dear children, is dedication. I think we could all learn a little bit from good old Squidward Tentacles.

He has self confidence and never gives up on his dreams, which is something we can all learn from.

Squidward Tentacles

Squidward Tentacles by thiswilldie February 17, 2010

Floor Tentacles 

The Floor Tentacles are the most powerful gods in existence.

It is strengthened by the power of Furret, and the pope of the Floor Tentacle religion.

It has also made a new language called the Floortentacli.

It is comprised of the 5 elements:

Earth
Water
Air
Shrines
and most importantly
The Floor

Sacrifice to the Floor Tentacles!!!

Floor Tentacles by We are the Floor Tentacles January 13, 2020