Eight legged creature of nope nope and nope with large fangs. It's other abilities consist of climbing walls, conjuring organic silk webbing, and inducing paralyzing fear and heart attacks into arachnophobes.
by A Human Male July 31, 2018
by ur mom gei like ali a February 19, 2019
1: noun- Extremely frightening members of the arachnid family, spiders can be found all over the world. These creatures are eight-legged and carnivorous and most often use silk/webbing to ensnare and bind their prey. Venom is then injected into the incapacitated victim, which pretty much liquefies its insides so that the spider can drink it. Yum.
Some of them just do some creepy attack shit, though... with, like... jumping and strength and evil.
Some spider venom is harmful to humans as well as insects.
And while spiders are found in almost every corner of the globe, it seems that they are all conspiring to scare me individually.
I'm pretty sure at this point that they exist to make me cry.
2: verb- When there is only one swing set on a playground but two individuals wish to swing at the same time, they may choose to spider. One of them, usually the larger, sits forward (normally) on the seat of the swing, and the other straddles that person, facing towards them.
Some of them just do some creepy attack shit, though... with, like... jumping and strength and evil.
Some spider venom is harmful to humans as well as insects.
And while spiders are found in almost every corner of the globe, it seems that they are all conspiring to scare me individually.
I'm pretty sure at this point that they exist to make me cry.
2: verb- When there is only one swing set on a playground but two individuals wish to swing at the same time, they may choose to spider. One of them, usually the larger, sits forward (normally) on the seat of the swing, and the other straddles that person, facing towards them.
1: Spiders scare the living fuck out of me. Fear of spiders is known as arachnophobia, and can make you extremely paranoid in more intense cases.
2: In sixth grade, Alicia and Betty decided to swing while they were waiting for the bus to come. There was only one, so they spidered. While the two girls giggled together, Alicia proceeded to laugh so hard that she pissed on Betty's shirt. Needless to say, the two aren't friends anymore.
2: In sixth grade, Alicia and Betty decided to swing while they were waiting for the bus to come. There was only one, so they spidered. While the two girls giggled together, Alicia proceeded to laugh so hard that she pissed on Betty's shirt. Needless to say, the two aren't friends anymore.
by SeparateGravity April 23, 2009
The ugliest mf you’ll ever see. Has eight legs and millions of eyes. He can be huge and hairy, or very tiny. Many people are scared of him because he’s icky
by Purplepeepee August 20, 2020
A person whose round torso is not proportional to their skinny limbs, thus looking much like spider. This is usually an effect of too much drinking (beer gut).
by spiderhater April 12, 2009
Scary senscored bug with eight legs that eats it's own kind or anything that comes in it's path. Builds webs with it's juice inside. eats anythi
Dude that spider just ran across the kitchen floor so I killed it.
What I hate is a spider.
Dude that spider ate another spider that is disgusting.
Dude whenever I get near a spider I can feel how all their sensores are working at me, like they are touching all over me already and I freak out and kill it.
What I hate is a spider.
Dude that spider ate another spider that is disgusting.
Dude whenever I get near a spider I can feel how all their sensores are working at me, like they are touching all over me already and I freak out and kill it.
by europopian September 7, 2009
by antispider February 5, 2010