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Swindling Swede 

A dust farting old man who swindles people out of their hard earned money by letting them bet on Sunday football games when they are drunk at the topless bar on Saturday night. The Swede uses his gains to pay for his new Honda Accord, vet bills for his dogs, child support for all of his bastard children that he fathered while at Woodstock back in 1969.
Man, I lost $100 betting on the Swindling Swede's football games. I think we need to go jack his Honda Accord for giving out such bad advise on the games.
Swindling Swede by 00NKB6211289 August 5, 2016

Swinkling 

When you fuck her so hard she shrink
I want to swinkling Sarah
Swinkling by Quazeswinkle June 8, 2018

swindlist 

best rec room player, most popular rec room player, most followed on instagram, professional at every single game including 2k (only greens) and minecraft (number 1 bedwars)
shit is that the swinalist yes its the swindlist we better have to run i am so scared of him he is the best i love him

Swingline 

The maker of the best staplers on the face of the earth. Famous for the use of their red stapler in the movie Office Space.
"I believe you have my stapler"
Swingline by SAOG April 22, 2005

Swondeling 

Swondeling is an epic extreme sport involving a swing-set and a body of water. A good swondeling session usually depends on how balls out the participants go.
Guy 1: Dude, have you ever been swondeling.

Guy 2: Hell yeah! I practically invented swondeling.
Swondeling by NeverTooShabby October 13, 2011

Swiddling 

Originally the act of piddling (urinating) while swimming, also has the meaning of aimless movement or time-wasting actions.
"I think someone has been swiddling in the pool again."

"We've spent the whole morning swidding around town now, can we go home?"
Swiddling by swiddler August 13, 2012