Swingline
The maker of the best staplers on the face of the earth. Famous for the use of their red stapler in the movie Office Space.
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The manufacturer of the world's best staplers...hands down. Their staplers last 70+ years. They have become more popular in recent years due to the red stapler in the movie Office Space. After this movie, Swingline started producing a red stapler to mimic the one in that flick.
If you want to be disappointed then buy a plastic new stapler. If you want to be satisfied then buy an old metal Swingline stapler because your grandkids will still be using it. Chances are our soceity will stop using paper before these staplers break.
If you want to be disappointed then buy a plastic new stapler. If you want to be satisfied then buy an old metal Swingline stapler because your grandkids will still be using it. Chances are our soceity will stop using paper before these staplers break.
Ms. Meeniebutt has taught school for 45 years and she has had the same stapler on her desk the whole time...a Swingline.
swingline by D to the izzle December 21, 2006
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Swingline by opio twinkletoes November 12, 2003
Swingline Stapler
Matt- "Bring a knife to a gunfight? Fuck that, I'll bring a Swingline Stapler!"
Kahlil- *shanks Matt in the neck*
Kahlil- *shanks Matt in the neck*
Swingline Stapler by Melvin the Stapler Molester December 5, 2009
red swingline stapler
The red Swingline stapler is the 747xx model used in the movie Office Space. At the time the movie was made, Swingline did not offer a red stapler, but due to the popularity of the film, they began production.
After the company switched to Boston staplers I kept my Swingline stapler.
Have you seen my stapler?
I'm going to burn the building down.
Comment submitted with request to Delete: "The red stapler in the movie is, I think, a model 646. It's definitely not a model 747.
--live to staple; staple to live!"
Have you seen my stapler?
I'm going to burn the building down.
Comment submitted with request to Delete: "The red stapler in the movie is, I think, a model 646. It's definitely not a model 747.
--live to staple; staple to live!"
red swingline stapler by brahm2 September 27, 2003
The SwingLine
When doing a chick from behind, or "doggie-style", reach for your swing line stapler and proceed to hit her in the back, "donkey punch style" and conclude by showing her your "O face", as in OFFICE SPACE.(This maneuver is reserved for the most dirtiest of hoes)
The SwingLine by Milton (squirelly looking guy) November 10, 2006
Red Swingline Stapler
The stapler that Milton Waddams holds dearly, he set the building on fire when it was taken from him.
Red Swingline Stapler by RevoBumblebee March 22, 2020
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
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