a therapist; comes from "brain shrinker"
My shrink says I have an Oedipal complex.
by lily November 19, 2003
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1. verb: to decrease in size
2. a psychiatrist or mental doctor
1. the cold water made my balls shrink
2. that crazy bitch should go see a shrink
by mattyo November 14, 2003
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1. (v): to decrease in size.
2. (n): a psychiatrist, psychologist, or therapist.
3. (n): a slang term for retail theft, commonly used in the retail industry, especially by loss/theft prevention personnel.
1. "I've got some crazy shrinkage going on."
2. "My shrink told me I need to take some pills. So I told him to fuck off and die and I threw a molotov cocktail into his living room."
3. "An estimated 44% of shrink (retail theft) in 2008 was due to employee theft."
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Someone who matches your symptoms to whatever random disorder they've just pulled out of their ass.
My shrink told me I get SAD over winter and now I have to sell my car so she can tell me how much I suck each week.
by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004
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That damn stranger who keeps coming to my house whenever my parents believe im crazy. *goes to a corner and holds his knees rocking back and forth, eye-twitching*
Parents: Damnit! We're calling the shrink again!
by PSisTEHsuxxors March 6, 2004
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"so, ....who do I have to fuck to get a shrink around here?"
by sfg February 1, 2005
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someone to "help" you with yoru problems
The mistake most of us make is that the state appointed shirnks are our "friends"
by m2rockerchic November 16, 2003
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