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Swondeling

Swondeling is an epic extreme sport involving a swing-set and a body of water. A good swondeling session usually depends on how balls out the participants go.
Guy 1: Dude, have you ever been swondeling.

Guy 2: Hell yeah! I practically invented swondeling.
by NeverTooShabby October 13, 2011
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Swindling Swede

A dust farting old man who swindles people out of their hard earned money by letting them bet on Sunday football games when they are drunk at the topless bar on Saturday night. The Swede uses his gains to pay for his new Honda Accord, vet bills for his dogs, child support for all of his bastard children that he fathered while at Woodstock back in 1969.
Man, I lost $100 betting on the Swindling Swede's football games. I think we need to go jack his Honda Accord for giving out such bad advise on the games.
by 00NKB6211289 August 5, 2016
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snoodeling

when two (most likely gay) men involved in this one sercumsized and another not.. the "natural" will put his forskin over the others penis and then do what you please..
those fruit booters just did some snoodeling
by guy November 23, 2004
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SNOODELING

two uncircumsised men standing in front of each other, penis-to-penis using their foreskin to masturbate each other
Justin and Matt were out in the parking lot snoodeling like crazy after work last night
by creg September 18, 2006
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spondering

Last night I was spondering about thrust stages.
by ilovecherrys863 December 13, 2010
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sweedeling

The highly successful art of soliciting donations on behalf of benevolent organizations.
On Saturday, Julie and her team went out sweedeling for the African medical supply trip and collected over $50,000 in donations from friends, family and co-workers.
by Ronald Tutone January 11, 2009
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Swoondleing

To follow, in a sort of trance brought on by pure lust, admirably

Avidly tailing someone because you think they are attractive
The whores were swoondalling the star all day.
The swoondleing women sought to be noticed by the man.
by TJHero June 5, 2011
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