Swondeling

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Swondeling is an epic extreme sport involving a swing-set and a body of water. A good swondeling session usually depends on how balls out the participants go.

Guy 1: Dude, have you ever been swondeling.

Guy 2: Hell yeah! I practically invented swondeling.

Swondeling by NeverTooShabby October 13, 2011

Words you can keep

Swindling Swede

A dust farting old man who swindles people out of their hard earned money by letting them bet on Sunday football games when they are drunk at the topless bar on Saturday night. The Swede uses his gains to pay for his new Honda Accord, vet bills for his dogs, child support for all of his bastard children that he fathered while at Woodstock back in 1969.

Man, I lost $100 betting on the Swindling Swede's football games. I think we need to go jack his Honda Accord for giving out such bad advise on the games.

Swindling Swede by 00NKB6211289 August 5, 2016

Related Words

Swondeling • snoodeling • Sondling • spondering • sweedeling • Swindling • Swindling Swede • Swoondleing

snoodeling

when two (most likely gay) men involved in this one sercumsized and another not.. the "natural" will put his forskin over the others penis and then do what you please..

those fruit booters just did some snoodeling

snoodeling by guy November 23, 2004

SNOODELING

two uncircumsised men standing in front of each other, penis-to-penis using their foreskin to masturbate each other

Justin and Matt were out in the parking lot snoodeling like crazy after work last night

SNOODELING by creg September 18, 2006

spondering

spontaneous pondering

Last night I was spondering about thrust stages.

spondering by ilovecherrys863 December 13, 2010

sweedeling

The highly successful art of soliciting donations on behalf of benevolent organizations.

On Saturday, Julie and her team went out sweedeling for the African medical supply trip and collected over $50,000 in donations from friends, family and co-workers.

sweedeling by Ronald Tutone January 11, 2009

Swoondleing

To follow, in a sort of trance brought on by pure lust, admirably

Avidly tailing someone because you think they are attractive
The whores were swoondalling the star all day.

The swoondleing women sought to be noticed by the man.

Swoondleing by TJHero June 5, 2011

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026