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Sustrated 

When you’ve been sussing for a fat minute and you think you might be gay, but you’re frustrated because you would be disowned by your devotely Christian family.
Billy was going through the J.C. Penny catalog when he suddenly popped a boner to one of the guy models. Sustrated, he went and fapped it out to get out all of his anger.
Sustrated by anonymous November 12, 2018
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suture self 

a term for removing one’s own stitches / also applies to stitching one’s own wounds, a less common occurrence than the removal of one's own sutures that were sown in by a healthcare professional
With no universal healthcare, you get a lot of suture self procedures taking place.
your little sister who always gives you shit. Being the the older sibling gives you the authority to call her a turd.
My sisturd was bitching to me all night, so i threw her cat out the window.
sisturd by t3pf May 26, 2009
According to the Norse, Surtur was a Giant from the realm of Muspelheim.
Surtur comes from the realm of fire, Muspelheim.
Surtur by Derek April 4, 2004

Spusturd 

When you are eating spicy food then you suddenly have to shit and it looks like mustard.
I used to like spicy food until i had my first spusturd experience.
Spusturd by SalsaDaddy March 10, 2018

Susurraphilia 

The phenomenon of someone experiencing delight upon hearing whispering, muttering, murmuring or general sounds spoken in soft, hushed tones.
I suffer from susurraphilia because I just love hearing voices whispering! I am a susurraphile! There, I said it!!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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