Definitions by Derek

Deken 

Deken is a great singer and a great dancer, she is really beautiful and has long ass hair, she does TikToks but barely be posting a portion, and she has goals and dreams that she’ll accomplish and succeed in, she be pulling left to right, waiting for the right person to come along, she’s really nice and chill to hang out with, you should get yourself a Deken <3

“Hi Deken”

Deken by 𝔇𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔨 November 20, 2023

Kitala 

Kitala is a girl I can’t forget, I tried to forget her by talking to other girls, but she just stands out. She stays on my mind, she is hot, cute, funny, and everything I love. A girl I want to wife up right away, she is fast a$f, makes me think she’s on a run.

Kitala, can I be your boyfriend? Name gives it away
I need someone to put down her socials

Kitala by 𝔇𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔨 December 26, 2022

infantiphobia 

The fear of babies

Gene: Run for your life! A baby!
Phineas: What's your problem man? Do you have infantiphobia?

infantiphobia by Derek August 11, 2008

seduction bot 

An engaging and attractive automaton, typically designed by a reclusive scientist, created with the purpose of seducing women via webcam chat rooms.

Seduction Bot: I think you're really pretty.
<Scientist enters frame with enthusiastically flowery hand movements before chat ends>
Scientist: WELL DONE, SEDUCTION BOT!
Girl: What? <Leaves chat>

seduction bot by Derek May 8, 2008

2 girls 1 finger 

A shock video in the 2 girls 1 cup genre featuring two girls engaging in sexual acts involving vomit and feces. Most viewers find it more disgusting than 2 girls 1 cup.

Jeff: Dude, watch 2 girls 1 finger its so much better than 2 girls 1 cup!! Check it out.
Derek: (vomits profusely)

2 girls 1 finger by Derek January 3, 2008

Wing Sideburn

A condition held by overly long sideburns as they grow into long, curly strands that often resemble wings.

The man, with his shaggy, rebellious hair walked defiantly as his wing sideburn flowed gracefully in the wind like an eagle soaring ever so high.

Wing Sideburn by Derek May 28, 2007

Manly 

A word once usedto describe something great. All things previously described as such are great, but all things described post-now are not great, unless the use of manly is inadvertent. See also The Derek-Ness

(Previously) The Punisher is so fucking manly.

(Now) The Punisher is so fucking manly. Oops, I mean awesome.

Manly by Derek February 14, 2007