A very tall person that is superior to all other humanoid species. They are attracted to other giants, as well as s'mores, and fires. They are born with the hatred of midgets in their blood, so if you see a bunch of midgets running around, odds are that there is also a Giant there attempting to destroy/enslave them.
by Giant German November 11, 2005
In modern-day American society, a male that is over 6'2" pretty much. This is due to a lack of food and sleep caused by public schools starting too damn early in the morning and people thinking it's cool to not eat and do drugs / smoke cigarettes. A true giant is someone 6'7" or taller.
Shaquille O'Neal would be a true giant.
Idiot: How do you become a giant?
Average guy: I'm not a giant. I'm 6'3".
Idiot: How do you get so tall?
Average Guy: I eat food and get sleep.
Idiot: Woah. I wish I could do that.
Average Guy: Are you retarded?
Idiot: No u
Idiot: How do you become a giant?
Average guy: I'm not a giant. I'm 6'3".
Idiot: How do you get so tall?
Average Guy: I eat food and get sleep.
Idiot: Woah. I wish I could do that.
Average Guy: Are you retarded?
Idiot: No u
by That'sarealconversationIhad July 13, 2009
by smolpeabrain June 21, 2021
Dude I have a giant dick
by ImTurtleZz August 22, 2019
by G-Union June 19, 2003
The basketball player had always wanted to say to somebody, you are way out of your depth here, but had to look in the Guinness Book of World Records to find somebody who he/she could say it to that would believe him/her. He/she was tired of everybody being able to say to him/her, but not being able to say it to anybody else, since a giant was hard to come by.
by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021