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steturkeyal 

someone who doesnt steal and marry a turkey
Jordan is not a steturkeyal. He hates turkeys! He discriminates against them.

Peter Swissturkey 

A person who is a complete and utter jerk, likes to sit on small munchkins and eats babies with his silverware covered in cat and dog fur.
He wears glasses so he'll be cool, and he is chubby because he eats more than peter griffin, homer simpson and about 56% of all america combined.

Also he hates america and likes communism.
Gobble Gobble is Peter Swissturkey's nick name cuz he's an insolent prick with the gobblegobbleness with the pickles and sweet sauce all over his body.

steturkeyal 

verb or noun - the act of stealing a turkey from an awesome person and then marrying it
First became a word on November 26, 2009, when a certain person was the first to actually steturkeyal.
steturkeyal by schflasted November 26, 2009

Shiturkey 

A slip of the tounge if you call some one a shit.
you little shi...turkey. you little shiturkey
Shiturkey by fredredburger August 21, 2009
“Alright now that the hype died down Ruth bader ginsburg was my late night slam piece I was slutting her sturkey and 360 sucking her shit passionately” -@killmefam
sturkey by jbone3000 July 14, 2022
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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