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sisturkey 

Nathan Marcus Christie is my sisturkey!
sisturkey by hayleyy & nathannnnn! October 21, 2007
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steturkeyal 

someone who doesnt steal and marry a turkey
Jordan is not a steturkeyal. He hates turkeys! He discriminates against them.

Peter Swissturkey 

A person who is a complete and utter jerk, likes to sit on small munchkins and eats babies with his silverware covered in cat and dog fur.
He wears glasses so he'll be cool, and he is chubby because he eats more than peter griffin, homer simpson and about 56% of all america combined.

Also he hates america and likes communism.
Gobble Gobble is Peter Swissturkey's nick name cuz he's an insolent prick with the gobblegobbleness with the pickles and sweet sauce all over his body.

steturkeyal 

verb or noun - the act of stealing a turkey from an awesome person and then marrying it
First became a word on November 26, 2009, when a certain person was the first to actually steturkeyal.
steturkeyal by schflasted November 26, 2009

Shiturkey 

A slip of the tounge if you call some one a shit.
you little shi...turkey. you little shiturkey
Shiturkey by fredredburger August 21, 2009
“Alright now that the hype died down Ruth bader ginsburg was my late night slam piece I was slutting her sturkey and 360 sucking her shit passionately” -@killmefam
sturkey by jbone3000 July 14, 2022
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