A woman who has put on a few pounds since the last time that a random 72 year old Uncle will say to Larry, the cousin twice removed, this kind of thing:

Uncle: "Golly! That's Suzanne? She has gotten to be a real Plump Sister since the last time I saw her."
Larry: "Must've been back in the Seventies. Before the kid. Kids. Who knows."

Uncle: "It was May 1979. When they got married...wow she just blimped out!" Larry: "Total butterball. Plump Sister, shame."

Plump Sister by MissPriss9 January 12, 2019

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Sister X

The sister with the most not-relative-siblings in Vietnam.

- Do you know sister X?
- Of course, she's the one with the most siblings in Vietnam.

Sister X by Bé Iu Của Chị X April 23, 2021

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Sustrated

When you’ve been sussing for a fat minute and you think you might be gay, but you’re frustrated because you would be disowned by your devotely Christian family.

Billy was going through the J.C. Penny catalog when he suddenly popped a boner to one of the guy models. Sustrated, he went and fapped it out to get out all of his anger.

Sustrated by anonymous November 12, 2018

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