When you’ve been sussing for a fat minute and you think you might be gay, but you’re frustrated because you would be disowned by your devotely Christian family.
Billy was going through the J.C. Penny catalog when he suddenly popped a boner to one of the guy models. Sustrated, he went and fapped it out to get out all of his anger.
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.