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Squonkey 

The cross between a squirrel and a monkey. They tend to be quite restless but make up for it in cuteness.
“Hey come check this out! I just captured a rare squonkey.”
Squonkey by Squonkward May 30, 2018
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a funny sounding word. may be used as a synonym for shit or the act of shitting, or as a synonym for the word wonky (meaning wack or defunct)
stepping in dog squonky is no way to start your day

man that sweater is straight squonky, you look like a damn fool
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used to describe an awkward or uncomfortable situation brought on by any range of things
it's gettin squonky up in here!
squonky by warthog July 1, 2012
A funny sounding noise, or something that looks wacky and wonky but in a groovy way. Like an out of tune piano being played or a loud, out there brass instrument. Squonky can also mean having a brilliant time & letting loose, when you're really goin' for it and you're in your element. For example, kids having a good squonk in the park. Or getting squonky to your favourite music, having a good dance and a woop woop boogie! It is definitely a good thing to be squonky.
The catbus and totoro in Ghibli's My Neighbour Totoro are well squonky.
Squonky by weesquonk September 12, 2014
1) Another name for a inbreed redneck.

2) What you have when you breed a squirrel with a donkey.
1) Becky is such a squonky, her sister is her mom.

2) We didn't know what to feed the squonky, hay or nuts.
Squonky by ashbash2121 September 2, 2018
An adjective used to describe something that is borderline orgasmic.
Yo man you have to try this, its squonky.
Squonky by Ongrong February 20, 2019

Squinkey 

Refers to a blowjob, often used by girls who don't want to sound like total sluts. This is a different way of saying they like giving head but making it sound cute.
Friend: Do you ever give guys blowjobs?

Girl: Eww, no!. I give them squinkeys because it just sounds cuter and it doesn't make me sound like a total slut if i say it in public.

Friend: Oh..

Girl: Yeah doesn't it sound cuter??! (shouts out loud) "Squinkeys for everyone!!!"
Squinkey by whattayacallit? July 11, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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