Squonkey

The cross between a squirrel and a monkey. They tend to be quite restless but make up for it in cuteness.

“Hey come check this out! I just captured a rare squonkey.”

by Squonkward May 30, 2018

squonky

a funny sounding word. may be used as a synonym for shit or the act of shitting, or as a synonym for the word wonky (meaning wack or defunct)

stepping in dog squonky is no way to start your day

man that sweater is straight squonky, you look like a damn fool

by Captain Turd of the SS Squonky March 19, 2014

squonky

used to describe an awkward or uncomfortable situation brought on by any range of things

it's gettin squonky up in here!

by warthog July 1, 2012

Squonky

A funny sounding noise, or something that looks wacky and wonky but in a groovy way. Like an out of tune piano being played or a loud, out there brass instrument. Squonky can also mean having a brilliant time & letting loose, when you're really goin' for it and you're in your element. For example, kids having a good squonk in the park. Or getting squonky to your favourite music, having a good dance and a woop woop boogie! It is definitely a good thing to be squonky.

The catbus and totoro in Ghibli's My Neighbour Totoro are well squonky.

by weesquonk September 12, 2014

Squonky

1) Another name for a inbreed redneck.

2) What you have when you breed a squirrel with a donkey.

1) Becky is such a squonky, her sister is her mom.

2) We didn't know what to feed the squonky, hay or nuts.

by ashbash2121 September 2, 2018

Squonky

An adjective used to describe something that is borderline orgasmic.

Yo man you have to try this, its squonky.

by Ongrong February 20, 2019

Squinkey

Refers to a blowjob, often used by girls who don't want to sound like total sluts. This is a different way of saying they like giving head but making it sound cute.

Friend: Do you ever give guys blowjobs?

Girl: Eww, no!. I give them squinkeys because it just sounds cuter and it doesn't make me sound like a total slut if i say it in public.

Friend: Oh..

Girl: Yeah doesn't it sound cuter??! (shouts out loud) "Squinkeys for everyone!!!"

by whattayacallit? July 11, 2012