hay

The intellegent, grammatically correct form of hru. stands for 'How Are You' used in internet conversations for literate people.
-Emma: Hey! Hay?

-Georgia: wtf is hay?

-Emma: Hay='How Are You?'

-Georgia: wtf...
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that funky green plant all the kids are smoking nowadays
smokin' on haaaayyyy in the middle of the bar..... - crucial conflict
by King Nicky July 16, 2003
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The retarded way of saying "Hey" in conversation. Mostly used over the internet because the person is a complete dumbass and can't spell "Hey", or they're just being sarcastic and making fun of those dumbasses.
Dumb Person: HAY GUYS!
Normal Person: Shut the fuck up.
by AuntieTATA August 24, 2005
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1. hello(from a misspelling of hey)

2. marijuana

3. a bed
Hay dude! How have you been this week?
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pernounced Haaaaaeeey. Joke being, "what do gay horses eat?" Haaaaeeey.
Haaaaaeeey... love your hair. Hope it wins.
by TWade July 29, 2005
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A variation of the word "hey." Can be used as a greeting, usually with the syllable drawn out while simultaneously rising and falling in inflection, as illustrated below in Example 1.

Can also be used as an expression of enthusiastic agreement in a conversation, as demonstrated below in Example 2.

NOTE:
One theory suggests that this variation of "hey" was popularized by the character of Dwayne (portrayed by Haywood Nelson) in the sitcom "What's Happenin'," although Dwayne's usage was three "hays" with shortened syllables, with the inflection on the middle "hay," as shown in Example 3 below.
Example 1:

"HaAAAAAay!"

Example 2:

Person #1: "It sure is hot today!"
Person #2: "HaAAAAAay!"

Example 3:

"Hay HAY hay!"
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1. A greeting commonly known as "hello" or "hey".

2. Can also be used (at the same time) to mean "How Are You?"

To use both at the same time the other person must be familiar with the term else the conversation will go to pot.
MIMI: hay!
JAZ: I'm sweet thanks! hay?
MIMI: I'm cool.
JAZ: don't you just think "hay" is so much
easier than using ...how are you...
MIMI: yer totally, whoever says "how are you"
must be some kinda dork.
JAZ: I agree.
MIMI: GTG
JAZ: SUL!
MIMI: SUL?
JAZ: yer ...see you later...
MIMI: ok this is going too far...
by Mia34738 January 08, 2008
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