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sqonkey by MOMMY SHREK January 23, 2023
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Squonkey
The cross between a squirrel and a monkey. They tend to be quite restless but make up for it in cuteness.
Squonkey by Squonkward May 30, 2018
shonkey
adj. - not entirely trustworthy, of shady character, ill reputed, fucked up
noun - the offspring of a sheep and donkey
noun - the offspring of a sheep and donkey
shonkey by Emmerson Biggins August 28, 2005
Snonkey
The Snonkey is a snake suited with the head of a donkey. Although usually viewed as a mythilogical creature, the snonkey has been rumored to exist within the unexplored deserts of Mauritania
As my little sister drew a picture of a Snonkey she whispered "I hate the Welsh..." I tried to explain to her that in fact the Snonkey may actually exist.
Snonkey by NIGGA FACE March 24, 2005
swonkey
slang for 'swamp donkey' - term used to express disgust toward the nasty, wallee, sliza(sleezy), girls (seldom but possibly guys) that are generally found in lounges, bars, clubs, etc. (sometimes in your own home or front yard should you find yourself involved with someone who's father, brother, son, etc. has very low standards or extremely poor taste)
commonly known to create nausea, lack of sexual function or desire and confusion upon awakening from a night of wearing beer goggles should she still be with you at this time. If you or a loved one encounters this situation you must; immediatley evacuate or remove the swonkey, shower thourghly with antibacterial soap and HOT water, brush teeth and rinse with Listerine (or Scope), wash (or burn) exposed articles of clothing before wearing again, drink a minumum of 64 ounces of water followed by 1 full dose of Bentonite or equivalent detoxifier and last but not least have another beer!
commonly known to create nausea, lack of sexual function or desire and confusion upon awakening from a night of wearing beer goggles should she still be with you at this time. If you or a loved one encounters this situation you must; immediatley evacuate or remove the swonkey, shower thourghly with antibacterial soap and HOT water, brush teeth and rinse with Listerine (or Scope), wash (or burn) exposed articles of clothing before wearing again, drink a minumum of 64 ounces of water followed by 1 full dose of Bentonite or equivalent detoxifier and last but not least have another beer!
slonkey
(slong'keh): noun
A cross between a sloth and a monkey, indicating monkey-like physical attributes as well as the slow-moving qualities of a sloth.
Often takes excessive amounts of time to perform simple, everyday tasks including getting dressed, eating, and walking and takes multiple nyaps throughout the day.
Several indications that someone is a slonkey include walking in an irregular rate pattern (stopping suddenly, speeding up, then stopping again), dressing in odd fashions (putting one arm through a shirt, sniffling, sitting down, putting on a shoe, taking a nyap, then putting the other arm through), eating very messily (eating with a fork but still getting food all over his/her hands and arms).
A cross between a sloth and a monkey, indicating monkey-like physical attributes as well as the slow-moving qualities of a sloth.
Often takes excessive amounts of time to perform simple, everyday tasks including getting dressed, eating, and walking and takes multiple nyaps throughout the day.
Several indications that someone is a slonkey include walking in an irregular rate pattern (stopping suddenly, speeding up, then stopping again), dressing in odd fashions (putting one arm through a shirt, sniffling, sitting down, putting on a shoe, taking a nyap, then putting the other arm through), eating very messily (eating with a fork but still getting food all over his/her hands and arms).
slonkey by YaBoi K-Fa May 9, 2007
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