that guy that you always end up in the lift with. you find him kind of cute but also er, special. like he won't talk just smile and nod a little too long. sometimes he farts and looks at me like "do you get it?". well,
it was funny the first time. once he urinated the shape of a heart while going up. i suppose he doesnt believe in verbal
communication. i definitely know him through smells. i know him too well. if one day i should discover a pile of poop in the shape of a unicorn, i'll let you know.