wonky

weird, whacked out, messed up, not working for no definable reason. Usually applied to technology.

"Dude, you have the wonkiest computer in the world. I walked through the room and it crashed."

by Starla July 9, 2002

wonky

not right, odd

Jenni had a wonky eye, it was the source of all her self-esteem problems.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 16, 2003

wonky

Askew, non-intuitive, poorly designed, or not functioning as it should.

The UI on that site is kind of wonky.
My demo works, but when you start clicking around things get a little wonky.

by palousa April 17, 2003

wonky

Totally messed up; Strange and out of place; not working properly.

The printer's gone wonky.

by Jeremy December 25, 2003

wonky

1. <adjective> Under the influence of ketamine.

2. <noun> A slang name for ketamine.

3. <noun and adjective> A term used to refer to electronic music with a distinctively off-kilter and unstable sound. The term is particularly associated with producers such as Flying Lotus, Hudson Mohawke and Dabrye; as well as with the dubstep genre.

1. "Oh man I am wonky as fuck, I can barely stand up!"

2. "Want any wonky?"

3. "The new Flying Lotus album's really got a wonky vibe going on."

by chemist_herbalist March 7, 2011

wonky

to not work properly, to be out of sorts

my computer went wonky today.
After drinking I felt a bit wonky

by Michael McGinty March 7, 2003

wonky

Another word for ketamine or the feeling of being ketimised

i should have done that bump before we even got in the club i am now wonky as fuck *proceeds to fall over*

by mandingo89 July 25, 2009