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impossible. I really can't imagine how that could be true.
you woke up at 10? NO WAY
by muttley December 19, 1999
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Jul 1 Word of the Day
sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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When there is 0% chance that something has occured or will happen. Also when one is so appalled by one's statement that they have no response but the phrase itself. Often said by high intellects and geniuses.
Fucking Weinberg: Yo steve, chip in an extra $2 for the bill.
Steven: NO WAY!
by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN March 03, 2005
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Person 1: Hey, I'm gonna go freebase while getting an intimate piercing and then get a glass bottomed boat from a pachyderm. You coming?

Person 2: No way!
by The Grammar Nazi March 20, 2004
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From the phrase No Way meaning similar to woah to be used when the speaker is gobsmaked. Answered with "Way"
Person 1: I got some new nike trainers today
Person 2: noway
Person 1: way
Person 2: noway
Person 1: way
by name name April 17, 2006
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Expression used in mock-disbelief. Synonym for:
Wow! I don't believe it! Really?

Generally meant as an expression of delight, but occasionally also used to express shock.

See also: no way
"You won? No ways! That's fantastic!"

"She shot him? No ways, man, when? Is he dead?"
by Xaviana December 01, 2003
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adv. Informal

In no way or degree; nowise.
"I Don't Feel Noways Tired, I Came Too Far From Where I Started From. Nobody, Told Me That The Road Would Be Easy, But I Don't Believe He Brought Me This Far To Leave me"

- Hillary Rodham Clinton, March 2007, quoting Rev. Dr. James Cleveland
by Garinol November 24, 2008
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