squonker Share definition Flag When someone has some squeezable place that is just so juicy you wanna squeeze and say “squonk” like a clown horn. Homie’s ass is so thick from leg day it’s become quite the squonker. squonker by teejthedeej January 10, 2023 0 0 Get merch Get the squonker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch